This list was submitted by USER01531 on Saturday, December 30th, 2006 at 8:49 AM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Tammy Messner | July 20th, 2007 | 65 |
9 | Luciano Pavarotti | September 6th, 2007 | 71 |
8 | Roger Ebert | April 4th, 2013 | 70 |
7 | Brooke Astor | August 13th, 2007 | 105 |
6 | Claude Levi-Strauss | November 1st, 2009 | 100 |
5 | Charles Walgreen | February 10th, 2007 | 100 |
4 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
3 | Eleanor Mondale | September 17th, 2011 | 51 |
2 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
1 | Annette Funicello | April 8th, 2013 | 70 |
33 points | 5 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998