He was 100 years old. You know that thing on the front page where we talk about the rich and feeble? This is who we mean.
Farted Open
Raped Often
Deaf Pen Rot
Sometimes when we can't think of an obituary for someone, we just come up with anagrams for their name.
Reaped Font
Patron Feed
Defeat Porn
Now is one of those times.
(d) August 16th, 2019