Dear Abby has been played on 492 lists, including 65 lists in The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

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3.A Grateful Deadhead 2013 TresJudysomething634
4.Death Soup: One Corpse at a TimeMJ and Friends632
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7.Former Leaders Foreign and DomesticRD02526
8.This Committee Owes An Apology SenatorFrankie Pentangeli526
9.Last Siop 3Last Stop525
11.One Deadbeat Off 2Susie Sicko522
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14.Lucky (for me) '13BairBones430
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21.Deadline for Death 2Burn'em All423
22.Dr. Who - Free for AllDr. Who422
23.Saw The Light #2SAW THE LIGHT422
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25.Guess Who Died? 2ZUSER01484420 @DrewTheBlueUSER02609419
27.CaSkeT CrAzY... Dead as dirt...CaSkeT CrAzY417
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36.Bucket Kickers 2Bucket Kickers318
37.Death Table 3TitanPilot583318
38.Cemetery Girls 5Cemetery Girls317
41.I Can Change This Later, Right? - IIBut Is It Art?314
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44.Thrown the C Everett KoopDonkey Sausage312
46.abe vigota needs to die this year!!uselessexistence311
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49.Ig's list of stiffs IIThe Ig38
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52.2013 Top Soil #2alb007214
53.Loki 3Loki214
54.Nick's Awesome List for 2013Nick -- Dead or Alive214
55.Otis' Cirrhosis - Rafe Hollister's StillKudsKroakers213
56.God's Country Death DuoGod's Country Death Duo212
57.list them they will die #2Wills212
58.harsh realityMarshrat211
59.Jeri's 2013 Listjimdkc211
60.Death Soup: Turn Me On Dead ManMJ and Friends19
61.Holocaust 2013FredNietzsche18
62.Feral Fodder 2BMT33017
63.Death Never Takes a Holiday 3Nipper15
64.Famous Fossils IIHugh G. Wrekshun15
65.Please Capitalize on My Name when I' m Dead!themadhatter11


Guess the Stiff!

The S&L scandal was bad, but what makes this guy a REAL asshole was when he tried to mess with pornography. Rip off all the people you want, but keep the hell away from our porn.

(d) March 31st, 2014