Ding, Dong, Dead!

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This list was submitted by Check, Please! on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 2:30 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10C. Everett Koop February 25th, 201396
9Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
8Dear Abby January 16th, 201394
7Patrick MacneeJune 25th, 201593
6Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
5Alan YoungMay 19th, 201696
4Conrad Bain January 14th, 201389
3Ethel KennedyOctober 10th, 202496
2Lauren BacallAugust 12th, 201489
1Sandra Day O’ConnorDecember 1st, 202393
22 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002