This list was submitted by Dr Drunk on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 5:56 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the Kill 'Em All, Let Xenu Sort 'Em Out Boneyard.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Dear Abby | January 16th, 2013 | 94 |
| 9 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
| 8 | Joan Fontaine | December 15th, 2013 | 96 |
| 7 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
| 6 | Abe Vigoda | January 26th, 2016 | 94 |
| 5 | Doris Day | May 13th, 2019 | 97 |
| 4 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 3 | Eli Wallach | June 24th, 2014 | 98 |
| 2 | Conrad Bain | January 14th, 2013 | 89 |
| 1 | Artie Lange | Alive | 58 |
| 20 points | 3 hits |
He stormed the beach at Normandy, then killed an attacking enemy soldier with a rock after being seriously wounded. After that, he went on to play Santa Claus in Elmo Saves Christmas, and then died on Christmas Eve. We're not sure how that all fits together, but it's pretty weird.
(d) December 24th, 2012