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This list was submitted by Dr Drunk on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 5:56 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Kill 'Em All, Let Xenu Sort 'Em Out Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Dear Abby January 16th, 201394
9Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
8Joan Fontaine December 15th, 201396
7Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
6Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
5Doris Day May 13th, 201997
4Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
3Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
2Conrad Bain January 14th, 201389
1Artie LangeAlive57
20 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014