Jack LaLanne has been played on 285 lists, including 14 lists in The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | PB: Their Hearts will not go on | pbear | 1 | 10 |
| 2. | rogalinski1 | rogalinski | 1 | 7 |
| 3. | NO SHAME NO SHAME 3 | USER00809 | 1 | 5 |
| 4. | theyarealloldorsick | USER01206 | 1 | 5 |
| 5. | Jackalope Ghost - Uncle Floyd's Revenge | Jackalope_Ghost | 1 | 4 |
| 6. | topnotch7 | McMurdoMan | 1 | 1 |
| 7. | buck & mish | Buck | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | Dirt Blanket Blues | Pozzo | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | DJ Badger - MY WIFE LANNA SAYS DIE | DJ Badger | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | Goddammit3 | goddammit | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ALREADY | Lpb | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | Jacks or Better Off Dead | ReaperMadness | 0 | 0 |
| 13. | La Muerte | LaMuerte | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | REDSONJA'S DEATH WISH LIST | redsonja1313 | 0 | 0 |
Astronaut Conrad has slipped the surly bonds of Earth and touched the face of God by wiping out on his motorcycle.
(d) July 8th, 1999