Jack LaLanne has been played on 285 lists, including 14 lists in The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | PB: Their Hearts will not go on | pbear | 1 | 10 |
| 2. | rogalinski1 | rogalinski | 1 | 7 |
| 3. | NO SHAME NO SHAME 3 | USER00809 | 1 | 5 |
| 4. | theyarealloldorsick | USER01206 | 1 | 5 |
| 5. | Jackalope Ghost - Uncle Floyd's Revenge | Jackalope_Ghost | 1 | 4 |
| 6. | topnotch7 | McMurdoMan | 1 | 1 |
| 7. | buck & mish | Buck | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | Dirt Blanket Blues | Pozzo | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | DJ Badger - MY WIFE LANNA SAYS DIE | DJ Badger | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | Goddammit3 | goddammit | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ALREADY | Lpb | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | Jacks or Better Off Dead | ReaperMadness | 0 | 0 |
| 13. | La Muerte | LaMuerte | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | REDSONJA'S DEATH WISH LIST | redsonja1313 | 0 | 0 |
You ever seem to have one of those days where it just seems like everybody's gettin' on your case, from your teacher all the way down to your best girlfriend? Well, you know, Cub used to have 'em just about all the time. But he found a way to get out of it.
(d) July 1st, 2000