This list was submitted by Lpb on Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 at 10:07 AM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Claude Levi-Strauss | November 1st, 2009 | 100 |
| 9 | Karl Malden | July 1st, 2009 | 97 |
| 8 | Mitch Miller | July 31st, 2010 | 99 |
| 7 | John Wooden | June 4th, 2010 | 99 |
| 6 | Art Linkletter | May 26th, 2010 | 97 |
| 5 | Miep Gies | January 11th, 2010 | 100 |
| 4 | Ernest Borgnine | July 8th, 2012 | 95 |
| 3 | Eli Wallach | June 24th, 2014 | 98 |
| 2 | Tony Martin | July 30th, 2012 | 98 |
| 1 | Jack LaLanne | January 23rd, 2011 | 96 |
| 19 points | 2 hits |
Time relentlessly changes all, including our heroes and the way we perceive them, and so, perhaps it's no surprise that these days, you almost never hear fans chant the familiar, sing-song cry "There's no penis hotter than ol' Enos Slaughter."
(d) August 12th, 2002