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This list was submitted by LaMuerte on Monday, December 29th, 2008 at 2:32 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Barack ObamaAlive63
9Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
8Eunice Shriver August 11th, 200988
7Ethel KennedyOctober 10th, 202496
6Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
5James ArnessJune 3rd, 201188
4Jack LaLanneJanuary 23rd, 201196
3Pervez MusharrafFebruary 5th, 202379
2Liz TaylorMarch 23rd, 201179
1Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
8 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

He had a pretty amazing career, with the exception being that his last film was Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps. Did you see THAT piece of crap? Oh man. Yeah - Michael Douglas was good, and even Shia LaBeouf was passable (and we usually hate him), but the story was just idiotic. Plot twists, weird visions, and a female lead who might as well have not even been there. The ending? Oh man. We've never seen anything so dumb in our lives. How does this sort of thing happen anyway? Doesn't anyone in Hollywood have the BALLS to stand up and say "Hey! Wall Street was great, but it doesn't NEED a sequel! Get your head out of your ass!"? Of course they don't. Because art in Hollywood is dead, and it's just all about money now. It's sad. It really is. Oh yeah. Eli's dead too.

(d) June 24th, 2014