La Muerte — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by LaMuerte on Monday, December 29th, 2008 at 2:32 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Barack Obama	Alive	63
9	Kirk Douglas	February 5th, 2020	103
8	Eunice Shriver	August 11th, 2009	88
7	Ethel Kennedy	October 10th, 2024	96
6	Fidel Castro	November 25th, 2016	90
5	James Arness	June 3rd, 2011	88
4	Jack LaLanne	January 23rd, 2011	96
3	Pervez Musharraf	February 5th, 2023	79
2	Liz Taylor	March 23rd, 2011	79
1	Ariel Sharon	January 11th, 2014	85
8 points		1 hit

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002