This list was submitted by Buck on Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 at 3:43 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
| 9 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 8 | Helen Gurley Brown | August 13th, 2012 | 90 |
| 7 | Luise Rainer | December 30th, 2014 | 104 |
| 6 | Gloria Stuart | September 26th, 2010 | 100 |
| 5 | Roger Ebert | April 4th, 2013 | 70 |
| 4 | Jack LaLanne | January 23rd, 2011 | 96 |
| 3 | Jack Ramsay | April 27th, 2014 | 89 |
| 2 | Prince Philip | April 9th, 2021 | 99 |
| 1 | Betty Ford | July 8th, 2011 | 93 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998