This list was submitted by DJ Badger on Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 at 10:52 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Beverly Cleary | March 25th, 2021 | 104 |
| 9 | Alan Greenspan | Alive | 99 |
| 8 | Jack LaLanne | January 23rd, 2011 | 96 |
| 7 | Oral Roberts | December 15th, 2009 | 91 |
| 6 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
| 5 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 4 | Les Paul | August 13th, 2009 | 94 |
| 3 | Kitty Wells | July 16th, 2012 | 92 |
| 2 | Joan Fontaine | December 15th, 2013 | 96 |
| 1 | Noam Chomsky | Alive | ? |
| 11 points | 2 hits |
He once coached the Jets to a Super Bowl victory, which is akin to ... well, we don't know what it's akin to, but it's pretty fucking amazing.
(d) November 17th, 1998