Glynis Johns has been played on 622 lists, including 94 lists in The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Star Dustleuppagus | Star Dust | 5 | 37 |
| 2. | Supernova II | Star Dust | 4 | 29 |
| 3. | Star Dust Yourself Off and Try Again | Star Dust | 4 | 24 |
| 4. | Kick The Bucket List | Kick The Bucket List | 4 | 23 |
| 5. | Chilly Dead 2 | chillybilly | 4 | 22 |
| 6. | Ghoul Girl II | Ghoul Girl | 4 | 22 |
| 7. | Star Dust in Diamonds | Star Dust | 4 | 22 |
| 8. | Wohlert's rotting remains | onefunsob | 4 | 22 |
| 9. | Supernova I | Star Dust | 4 | 19 |
| 10. | Death Be Not Proud XIII | Timur | 4 | 16 |
| 11. | Don't I look like myself....... | Don't I look like myself. | 3 | 24 |
| 12. | sleddog 2022 3 | sleddog | 3 | 23 |
| 13. | The Other List | lostriver | 3 | 20 |
| 14. | IAG0 1 | IAGO | 3 | 19 |
| 15. | MBalmed 2 | MBalmed | 3 | 19 |
| 16. | Mr. Blake's Last Dance | Mr. Blake | 3 | 18 |
| 17. | Rocks and Headstones 2022 | Rocks and Headstones | 3 | 18 |
| 18. | Roaring 20s | wet grave | 3 | 16 |
| 19. | Death March | 1BCeltics | 3 | 15 |
| 20. | Doctor of Death 1 | the doctor of death | 3 | 15 |
| 21. | Hell Awaits | DownInAhOle | 3 | 15 |
| 22. | Ivy Cliff A | hodag21378 | 3 | 15 |
| 23. | The Big Adios | MarkMx | 3 | 15 |
| 24. | MBalmed 3 | MBalmed | 3 | 14 |
| 25. | Bugs and Bones 3 | Bugs and Bones | 3 | 13 |
| 26. | Sod Squad | Barker J. Wagtail | 3 | 12 |
| 27. | Buh-Bye | Ded Yet?? | 3 | 11 |
| 28. | Death's Doorstep 3 | Steve P | 3 | 11 |
| 29. | Dust to Dollars | DRave13 | 3 | 10 |
| 30. | Sorry #2 | Bud Santimyer | 3 | 9 |
| 31. | Ray Brower RIP | choppersicballs | 3 | 8 |
| 32. | IAGO 2 | IAGO | 3 | 7 |
| 33. | Doctor of Death Finale | the doctor of death | 2 | 16 |
| 34. | Dohr | SirJacob | 2 | 16 |
| 35. | IAGO 3 | IAGO | 2 | 15 |
| 36. | The Screaming Geist List | geist or ghost | 2 | 15 |
| 37. | Ghoulash | Ghoulash | 2 | 14 |
| 38. | Kick The Bucket List 2: The Omicron Varient | Kick The Bucket List | 2 | 14 |
| 39. | MBalmed 1 | MBalmed | 2 | 14 |
| 40. | Singin' in the Cemetery | Joker | 2 | 14 |
| 41. | Well nobody died, did they? #1 | Archangel | 2 | 14 |
| 42. | deadbecomesyou | gatekeeperofvalhalla | 2 | 13 |
| 43. | RASTADAD | BURTMUSTINEER13 | 2 | 13 |
| 44. | Kick The Bucket List 3D | Kick The Bucket List | 2 | 12 |
| 45. | The Geist Garden | geist or ghost | 2 | 12 |
| 46. | Dirt Nap | Nick ‘n Beth | 2 | 11 |
| 47. | MrJeff2000's Tomb of Numbskulls | mrjeff2000 | 2 | 11 |
| 48. | The Price is Wrong | Big Bald Jon | 2 | 11 |
| 49. | Whelmed. | SickSister | 2 | 11 |
| 50. | JMD - Toe Tag Ten | Mr Wonderful | 2 | 10 |
| 51. | Rat Bastards 2 | Rat Bastard | 2 | 10 |
| 52. | Saints Preserve Us! | Paul of St. Augustine | 2 | 10 |
| 53. | The Sod Squad | TheOriginalDub | 2 | 10 |
| 54. | IsPeople | SoylentGreen | 2 | 9 |
| 55. | Killer Tomatoes | IndyHawk | 2 | 9 |
| 56. | Petey Tries Again | NancyD | 2 | 9 |
| 57. | Stah | SirJacob | 2 | 9 |
| 58. | Death be Not Proud 2 | splittertogo | 2 | 7 |
| 59. | Death Race 2022-4 | Chris Goulart | 2 | 7 |
| 60. | Petey Lives! | NancyD | 2 | 7 |
| 61. | Habitat For Necromancy | gidget | 2 | 6 |
| 62. | Leftovers | ScornForSega | 2 | 6 |
| 63. | Chilly Dead 1 | chillybilly | 2 | 5 |
| 64. | Petey RIP | NancyD | 2 | 4 |
| 65. | Say Yes to the Death! | berg1199 | 2 | 4 |
| 66. | Betty Betty Betty | mommyster | 1 | 10 |
| 67. | I'm Not Feelin' Too Good Myself | Panama Luke | 1 | 10 |
| 68. | Really, Skydiving Is Great | Ellexxxx | 1 | 10 |
| 69. | Lets Go! | Thinking | 1 | 9 |
| 70. | oldphuxx2022 | gatekeeperofvalhalla | 1 | 9 |
| 71. | Jaye P Morgan | Ghouls Incorporated | 1 | 8 |
| 72. | 202-too | aggiewes | 1 | 7 |
| 73. | Another one bites the dust | splittertogo | 1 | 7 |
| 74. | Rogalinski2 | rogalinski | 1 | 7 |
| 75. | Soon to be dead actors | zombiebait | 1 | 7 |
| 76. | The Goner Party | tkdmel | 1 | 7 |
| 77. | Fettucine al Deado | MarkMx | 1 | 6 |
| 78. | Ie Shima Death Squad | 1BCeltics | 1 | 6 |
| 79. | NONAMES 3 | jim dibello | 1 | 6 |
| 80. | Death's Doorstep 1 | Steve P | 1 | 4 |
| 81. | Underwater | Cheswick | 1 | 4 |
| 82. | Death Race 2022 | USER02395 | 1 | 3 |
| 83. | Everyone Dies in the End | Michenley | 1 | 3 |
| 84. | What's this button do? | choppersicballs | 1 | 3 |
| 85. | Donne In! | splittertogo | 1 | 2 |
| 86. | Ten Toe Tags Coming Up! | Cheswick | 1 | 2 |
| 87. | Cemetery Girls 2 | Vera | 1 | 1 |
| 88. | GAS3 | Big Guy | 1 | 1 |
| 89. | New Pine Box Condo Owners | Cheswick | 1 | 1 |
| 90. | Toe Tagged and Bagged | Cheswick | 1 | 1 |
| 91. | Are You Sure It Tastes Funny? | Ellexxxx | 0 | 0 |
| 92. | Joined the Choir Invisible | splittertogo | 0 | 0 |
| 93. | justanothervictim | gatekeeperofvalhalla | 0 | 0 |
| 94. | Reap 'Em and Weep #1 | USER00557 | 0 | 0 |
"Put a coupla pennies on Ol' Blue Eyes .... He's a goner."
No, that's no good. We gotta do better than that. How 'bout
"Start spreadin' the news -- he's dead."
No, that's lame. This death is big. This death is bigger than big. It's huge. We need something really fantastic, like
"The Chairman is as stiff as a board."
That sucks. Dammit, we've got to think harder!
"From Here To Eternity."
Awful.
"Shot down in May."
Pathetic. Wait a sec,
"He did it--"
No, no, that's worse than the Henny Youngman thing. Jesus, the pressure is killing us. Do you people have any idea what this is like? Seventy-five million of you bloodthirsty sons-of-bitches are gonna be checking into this site right here, just to see what we write about Frank, and you know what? Yeah, he was a big star and a boozer and a womanizer and a pig and everything, but we know you bastards, and you're vicious. You're gonna want us to go for the jugular on this one, and man, we just weren't ready. Yeah, yeah, we shoulda seen it coming, it's true, but, jeez, the guy's like a statue or something, you know? Somehow, we just couldn't imagine it really, actually happening. And now it's happened, and we're completely stuck. Shit. We're fucked. We've been waiting and waiting for them to plant this old fart and put us in the spotlight, and now that baby's trained right on us, and we don't know what the hell to do. Okay, hang on. We've just got to pull it together and give it our best shot. Okay. Let's take a deep breath. We can get through this. Alright. Here we go. Ready?
"He's been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet -- and now he's a corpse."
God, that's horrible. Sorry.
(d) May 14th, 1998