This list was submitted by Barker J. Wagtail on Friday, December 31st, 2021 at 6:20 PM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
| 9 | Al Jaffee | April 10th, 2023 | 102 |
| 8 | Pope Benedict XVI | December 31st, 2022 | 95 |
| 7 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
| 6 | Roger Angell | May 20th, 2022 | 101 |
| 5 | Glynis Johns | January 4th, 2024 | 100 |
| 4 | Larry Storch | July 8th, 2022 | 99 |
| 3 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
| 2 | Queen Elizabeth II | September 8th, 2022 | 96 |
| 1 | Ted Kaczynski | June 10th, 2023 | ? |
| 12 points | 3 hits |
The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.
(d) November 5th, 2000