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This list was submitted by tkdmel on Thursday, December 30th, 2021 at 11:41 PM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Joanne WoodwardAlive?
9Al JaffeeApril 10th, 2023102
8Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
7Roger Angell May 20th, 2022101
6Tony BennettJuly 21st, 202396
5Dick Van DykeAlive99
4Glynis JohnsJanuary 4th, 2024100
3Shannen DohertyJuly 13th, 202453
2Harry BelafonteApril 25th, 202396
1Henry KissingerNovember 29th, 2023100
7 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021