This list was submitted by tkdmel on Thursday, December 30th, 2021 at 11:41 PM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Joanne Woodward | Alive | ? |
9 | Al Jaffee | April 10th, 2023 | 102 |
8 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
7 | Roger Angell | May 20th, 2022 | 101 |
6 | Tony Bennett | July 21st, 2023 | 96 |
5 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 99 |
4 | Glynis Johns | January 4th, 2024 | 100 |
3 | Shannen Doherty | July 13th, 2024 | 53 |
2 | Harry Belafonte | April 25th, 2023 | 96 |
1 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
7 points | 1 hit |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021