This list was submitted by Steve P on Friday, December 31st, 2021 at 12:57 PM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Glynis Johns | January 4th, 2024 | 100 |
9 | Pope Benedict XVI | December 31st, 2022 | 95 |
8 | Al Jaffee | April 10th, 2023 | 102 |
7 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
6 | Larry Storch | July 8th, 2022 | 99 |
5 | Barbara Barrie | Alive | ? |
4 | Angela Lansbury | October 11th, 2022 | 96 |
3 | Ed Ames | May 21st, 2023 | 95 |
2 | Gina Lollobrigida | January 16th, 2023 | 95 |
1 | Loretta Lynn | October 4th, 2022 | 88 |
11 points | 3 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021