This list was submitted by gatekeeperofvalhalla on Friday, December 31st, 2021 at 1:06 PM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Glynis Johns | January 4th, 2024 | 100 |
| 9 | Al Green | Alive | ? |
| 8 | John Amos | August 21st, 2024 | 84 |
| 7 | Tommy Hilfiger | Alive | 74 |
| 6 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
| 5 | Pope Benedict XVI | December 31st, 2022 | 95 |
| 4 | Mary Wilson | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
| 2 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 100 |
| 1 | Johnny Mathis | Alive | ? |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003