George Michael has been played on 35 lists, including 14 lists in The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Death Rattle and Roll get 'em in a six foot hole | Twilight is Near | 3 | 23 |
| 2. | EMFC: Schlemiel, Schlimazel, the End of an Embalming Nozzle | EMFCoffin | 3 | 22 |
| 3. | It's not fair. All the p**** and half the money. | DGD | 3 | 20 |
| 4. | BairBones2 | BairBones | 2 | 19 |
| 5. | Two dead Jakes- LaMotta and Roberts | Twilight is Near | 2 | 19 |
| 6. | I just saw him alive | lindbergh | 2 | 11 |
| 7. | Tomtsled-Gunslinger Come Back | Tomtsled | 1 | 9 |
| 8. | They should have been dead already | Elster000 | 1 | 8 |
| 9. | Dream Team | naylormatt | 1 | 7 |
| 10. | CynFull List 1 | TeamTrautz | 1 | 6 |
| 11. | Always look on the bright side of death3 | Angel of Death | 1 | 3 |
| 12. | Coffin Corner | DRave13 | 1 | 3 |
| 13. | Deadmaster.rp | deadmaster | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | now you're done! | SligoSluggers | 0 | 0 |
Legend has it that he bought his way out of Dachau and was brought to the U.S. with the help of Albert Einstein. Hey, even geniuses make mistakes.
(d) April 5th, 2001