George Michael has been played on 35 lists, including 14 lists in The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Death Rattle and Roll get 'em in a six foot hole | Anarchy an a biscuit | 3 | 23 |
| 2. | EMFC: Schlemiel, Schlimazel, the End of an Embalming Nozzle | EMFCoffin | 3 | 22 |
| 3. | It's not fair. All the p**** and half the money. | DGD | 3 | 20 |
| 4. | BairBones2 | BairBones | 2 | 19 |
| 5. | Two dead Jakes- LaMotta and Roberts | Anarchy an a biscuit | 2 | 19 |
| 6. | I just saw him alive | lindbergh | 2 | 11 |
| 7. | Tomtsled-Gunslinger Come Back | Tomtsled | 1 | 9 |
| 8. | They should have been dead already | Elster000 | 1 | 8 |
| 9. | Dream Team | naylormatt | 1 | 7 |
| 10. | CynFull List 1 | TeamTrautz1 | 1 | 6 |
| 11. | Always look on the bright side of death3 | Angel of Death | 1 | 3 |
| 12. | Coffin Corner | DRave13 | 1 | 3 |
| 13. | Deadmaster.rp | deadmaster | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | now you're done! | SligoSluggers | 0 | 0 |
"Oh, Miss Scarlett, I don't know nothin' 'bout lightin' kerosene lamps!"
(d) December 22nd, 1995