George Michael has been played on 35 lists, including 14 lists in The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Death Rattle and Roll get 'em in a six foot hole | Twilight is Near | 3 | 23 |
| 2. | EMFC: Schlemiel, Schlimazel, the End of an Embalming Nozzle | EMFCoffin | 3 | 22 |
| 3. | It's not fair. All the p**** and half the money. | DGD | 3 | 20 |
| 4. | BairBones2 | BairBones | 2 | 19 |
| 5. | Two dead Jakes- LaMotta and Roberts | Twilight is Near | 2 | 19 |
| 6. | I just saw him alive | lindbergh | 2 | 11 |
| 7. | Tomtsled-Gunslinger Come Back | Tomtsled | 1 | 9 |
| 8. | They should have been dead already | Elster000 | 1 | 8 |
| 9. | Dream Team | naylormatt | 1 | 7 |
| 10. | CynFull List 1 | TeamTrautz1 | 1 | 6 |
| 11. | Always look on the bright side of death3 | Angel of Death | 1 | 3 |
| 12. | Coffin Corner | DRave13 | 1 | 3 |
| 13. | Deadmaster.rp | deadmaster | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | now you're done! | SligoSluggers | 0 | 0 |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003