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This list was submitted by SligoSluggers on Saturday, December 24th, 2011 at 6:46 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ashton KutcherAlive47
9Tim TebowAlive38
8Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
7 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
6George MichaelDecember 25th, 201653
5Sean ConneryOctober 31st, 202090
4Jesse Jackson, Jr.Alive60
3Dick CheneyAlive84
2Nicole PolizziAlive37
1Salman RushdieAlive?
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Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002