Dream Team

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This list was submitted by naylormatt on Tuesday, December 27th, 2011 at 9:07 AM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Who Wins? Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jane GoodallAlive?
9George MichaelDecember 25th, 201653
8Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
7Joe Paterno January 22nd, 201285
6Joan RiversSeptember 4th, 201481
5Scott WeilandDecember 3rd, 201548
4Ozzy OsbourneJuly 22nd, 202576
3Betty WhiteDecember 31st, 202199
2Tom SelleckAlive81
1Mark David ChapmanAlive70
7 points 1 hit 
 

 

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The essence of Catch-22 is that if you are concerned enough for your safety to ask to be declared insane, then you are sane enough to go into battle. The essence of Catch-23 is that if you stop breathing, you can't write anymore.

(d) December 12th, 1999