They should have been dead already

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This list was submitted by Elster000 on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 2:24 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Penny MarshallDecember 18th, 201875
8Etta James January 20th, 201273
7Alan YoungMay 19th, 201696
6Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
5Lindsay LohanAlive38
4George MichaelDecember 25th, 201653
3Merle HaggardApril 6th, 201679
2Carol ChanningJanuary 15th, 201997
1Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
8 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002