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This list was submitted by lindbergh on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 6:09 AM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the ScollaySquare Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10George MichaelDecember 25th, 201653
9Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
8Eva SaintAlive?
7Larry Hagman November 23rd, 201281
6Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
5Shirley TempleFebruary 10th, 201485
4Herbert Lom September 27th, 201295
3Jonathan WintersApril 11th, 201387
2Alan ArkinJune 30th, 202389
1Carl ReinerJune 29th, 202098
11 points 2 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998