Gabriel Garcia Marquez has been played on 249 lists, including 20 lists in The March '01 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Vicious Piranha? Odds Against Tomorrow | USER02823 | 3 | 23 |
| 2. | Heavy Hitters | USER02805 | 3 | 20 |
| 3. | Dead Cat Bounce 2 | USER01330 | 2 | 17 |
| 4. | Giving V.P. A Run For The Money | ed head | 2 | 15 |
| 5. | Arsenic Frosting on the Cyanide Cake | USER02805 | 2 | 14 |
| 6. | Allied Bomb Group | USER02805 | 2 | 11 |
| 7. | Teflon John | USER00673 | 2 | 8 |
| 8. | elegance to the end 2 | USER00992 | 1 | 10 |
| 9. | KILO'S DEAD POOL | USER00996 | 1 | 9 |
| 10. | Man In The Box 3 | USER02732 | 1 | 9 |
| 11. | The Tampa Bay Buccaneers | USER02621 | 1 | 9 |
| 12. | Won't Be Long Now | USER02805 | 1 | 9 |
| 13. | elegance to the end 1 | USER00992 | 1 | 7 |
| 14. | POPE 4 | USER00108 | 1 | 7 |
| 15. | elegance to the end 3 | USER03570 | 1 | 6 |
| 16. | DNR/DNI 2 | USER03573 | 1 | 2 |
| 17. | Nietzsche is dead-God 2jr | USER01090 | 1 | 1 |
| 18. | da townleybomb and I are one | USER01305 | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | Nietzsche is dead-God 3jr | USER03435 | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | ShutUpAndDieAlready | USER01287 | 0 | 0 |
Though hailed the world over as "The King of the Trumpet," it's less widely known that in his home town of New Orleans, he was called "that fat, boring guy."
(d) April 27th, 1999