Won't Be Long Now

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This list was submitted by USER02805 on Wednesday, March 14th, 2001 at 2:37 AM PST for The March '01 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Timothy McVeigh June 11th, 2001?
9Mimi Farina July 18th, 2001?
8John GottiJune 10th, 2002?
7Gabriel Garcia MarquezApril 17th, 201487
6Mel StottlemyreJanuary 13th, 201977
5Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
4Freddy FenderOctober 14th, 200669
3Jim MarshallJune 3rd, 202587
2Arte JohnsonJuly 3rd, 201990
1Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
19 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999