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This list was submitted by USER02732 on Wednesday, March 14th, 2001 at 1:56 AM PST for The March '01 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10John GottiJune 10th, 2002?
9Willie Stargell April 9th, 200161
8Rosa ParksOctober 24th, 200592
7Sid GillmanJanuary 3rd, 200391
6Chet Atkins June 30th, 200177
5Freddy FenderOctober 14th, 200669
4Elisabeth Kubler-RossAugust 24th, 200478
3Maurice PaponFebruary 17th, 200796
2Gabriel Garcia MarquezApril 17th, 201487
1Desmond TutuDecember 26th, 202190
15 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999