This list was submitted by USER02732 on Wednesday, March 14th, 2001 at 1:56 AM PST for The March '01 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
9 | Willie Stargell | April 9th, 2001 | 61 |
8 | Rosa Parks | October 24th, 2005 | 92 |
7 | Sid Gillman | January 3rd, 2003 | 91 |
6 | Chet Atkins | June 30th, 2001 | 77 |
5 | Freddy Fender | October 14th, 2006 | 69 |
4 | Elisabeth Kubler-Ross | August 24th, 2004 | 78 |
3 | Maurice Papon | February 17th, 2007 | 96 |
2 | Gabriel Garcia Marquez | April 17th, 2014 | 87 |
1 | Desmond Tutu | December 26th, 2021 | 90 |
15 points | 2 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999