This list was submitted by USER02805 on Wednesday, March 14th, 2001 at 2:16 AM PST for The March '01 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Timothy McVeigh | June 11th, 2001 | ? |
9 | Mimi Farina | July 18th, 2001 | ? |
8 | Gabriel Garcia Marquez | April 17th, 2014 | 87 |
7 | Willie Stargell | April 9th, 2001 | 61 |
6 | Ted Williams | July 5th, 2002 | ? |
5 | Mel Stottlemyre | January 13th, 2019 | 77 |
4 | Maureen Reagan | August 8th, 2001 | ? |
3 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
2 | Larry Doby | June 18th, 2003 | 79 |
1 | Ravi Shankar | December 11th, 2012 | 92 |
30 points | 4 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998