Dick Cheney has been played on 953 lists, including 18 lists in The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Wolfman Rat | USER00492 | 2 | 10 |
| 2. | Too Sick Minds | USER01711 | 1 | 10 |
| 3. | topper | USER01670 | 1 | 10 |
| 4. | VivaJeremy | USER00281 | 1 | 10 |
| 5. | What's That Smell 1 | USER01808 | 1 | 9 |
| 6. | Got a Stiffie!? '03 | USER01158 | 1 | 8 |
| 7. | Not Dead Yet | USER01798 | 1 | 8 |
| 8. | KeyserSoze | USER01689 | 1 | 6 |
| 9. | Wednesday 1 | Wednesday | 1 | 6 |
| 10. | Dead Puppies are no Fun! | USER01019 | 1 | 5 |
| 11. | Garak the Tailor 2 | USER01745 | 1 | 5 |
| 12. | Reaper | USER01757 | 1 | 3 |
| 13. | ImJefAndYoureNot | USER00382 | 1 | 2 |
| 14. | Kay W | USER01743 | 0 | 0 |
| 15. | Mafia Actuary 18: Scum Roll Call | USER02726 | 0 | 0 |
| 16. | repuglicans are EVIL | USER01486 | 0 | 0 |
| 17. | ScreamOfConsciousness | USER01799 | 0 | 0 |
| 18. | The Disgusting Crap of the Bushwazee | USER01800 | 0 | 0 |
For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.
(d) October 2nd, 2005