This list was submitted by Wednesday on Sunday, December 29th, 2002 at 6:24 AM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
| 9 | Osama bin Laden | May 2nd, 2011 | 54 |
| 8 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 7 | John Galbraith | April 29th, 2006 | 97 |
| 6 | Sheb Wooley | September 16th, 2003 | 82 |
| 5 | David Brinkley | June 11th, 2003 | ? |
| 4 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
| 3 | Helen Thomas | July 20th, 2013 | 92 |
| 2 | Dick Cheney | November 3rd, 2025 | 84 |
| 1 | Gregory Peck | June 12th, 2003 | 87 |
| 16 points | 4 hits |
Being dead is something Bob Dole would do. It's not something Bob Dole has done before, and not likely to be something Bob Dole ever does again.
(d) December 5th, 2021