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This list was submitted by USER01486 on Thursday, December 19th, 2002 at 11:44 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Strom Thurmond June 26th, 2003100
9Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
8Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
7Jesse HelmsJuly 4th, 200886
6Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
5William RehnquistSeptember 3rd, 200580
4Gerald FordDecember 26th, 200693
3Betty FordJuly 8th, 201193
2Charlton HestonApril 5th, 200884
1Dick CheneyAlive84
10 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021