This list was submitted by USER01757 on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 1:58 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 9 | Muhammad Ali | June 3rd, 2016 | 74 |
| 8 | Dick Cheney | November 3rd, 2025 | 84 |
| 7 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 6 | Ron Reagan | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Liz Taylor | March 23rd, 2011 | 79 |
| 4 | Richard Pryor | December 10th, 2005 | 65 |
| 3 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 2 | Rodney Dangerfield | October 5th, 2004 | 82 |
| 1 | Michael Jackson | June 25th, 2009 | 50 |
| 3 points | 1 hit |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998