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This list was submitted by USER01757 on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 1:58 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
9Muhammad AliJune 3rd, 201674
8Dick CheneyNovember 3rd, 202584
7 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
6Ron ReaganAlive?
5Liz TaylorMarch 23rd, 201179
4Richard PryorDecember 10th, 200565
3Bob Hope July 27th, 2003100
2Rodney DangerfieldOctober 5th, 200482
1Michael JacksonJune 25th, 200950
3 points 1 hit 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998