Cal Ripken Sr. has been played on 111 lists, including 29 lists in The March '99 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | M.T. Graves | USER00044 | 5 | 28 |
| 2. | Pam's Grand | USER02737 | 5 | 28 |
| 3. | POPE 5 | USER00965 | 4 | 32 |
| 4. | Vicious Piranha 11 | USER00965 | 4 | 28 |
| 5. | POPE 1 | USER00108 | 4 | 25 |
| 6. | Vicious Piranha 02 | USER00965 | 4 | 25 |
| 7. | MT's Stage IV Exit | USER02651 | 4 | 23 |
| 8. | DNR/DNI 3 | Nurseboy | 4 | 17 |
| 9. | Circling The Drain 3 | USER00671 | 3 | 25 |
| 10. | Bottom of the ninth | Nurseboy | 3 | 22 |
| 11. | DNR/DNI 1 | Nurseboy | 3 | 21 |
| 12. | MT's Worm Food Gourmet | USER02651 | 3 | 21 |
| 13. | Nurse Boy 1 | Nurseboy | 3 | 21 |
| 14. | POPE 2 | USER00108 | 3 | 19 |
| 15. | Vicious Piranha 06 | USER00965 | 3 | 19 |
| 16. | Beneath the valley of the ultra stiffs | USER00673 | 3 | 12 |
| 17. | Steve Silver | USER00063 | 3 | 11 |
| 18. | OBIT 1 | USER00059 | 3 | 9 |
| 19. | Nurse Boy 3 | USER00965 | 2 | 15 |
| 20. | Pepster 3 | USER00965 | 2 | 15 |
| 21. | T. Switala 3 | USER00965 | 2 | 13 |
| 22. | T. Switala 1 | USER00025 | 2 | 12 |
| 23. | Wombat 2 | USER00242 | 2 | 12 |
| 24. | Killer Cadaver | USER00033 | 2 | 9 |
| 25. | OBIT 3 | USER00965 | 2 | 6 |
| 26. | ChaWaSa 3 | USER00114 | 1 | 7 |
| 27. | Charon | USER00674 | 1 | 6 |
| 28. | Bart and D.J. 3 | Doc & DJ | 1 | 5 |
| 29. | Capt. Deadpool | USER02641 | 1 | 3 |
Knock, knock. Who's there? Owen. Owen who? 0-and-14. That's how the Cubbies started the baseball season this year. Then this guy, the so-called Heart and Soul of Chicago, suddenly kicks the bucket. Coincidence? We don't think so.
(d) April 29th, 1997