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The March '99 Lee Jr.

Nurse Boy 1

Submitted by Nurseboy on March 6, 1999.

Score
6hits so far
41tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Tibor Kalman hitMay 2, 1999 May 2, 1999 49
9 Dusty Springfield hitMar 2, 1999 Mar 2, 1999 59
8 Tofilau Alesana hitMar 19, 1999 Mar 19, 1999 74
7 Joe DiMaggio hitMar 8, 1999 Mar 8, 1999 84
6 Bob HopeJul 27, 2003 Jul 27, 2003 100
5 Maurice RichardMay 27, 2000 May 27, 2000 78
4 Cal Ripken hitMar 25, 1999 Mar 25, 1999 63
3 Boxcar Willie hitApr 12, 1999 Apr 12, 1999 67
2Not famous
1 Elia KazanSep 28, 2003 Sep 28, 2003 94

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 2003

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'