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This list was submitted by USER00114 on Tuesday, March 2nd, 1999 at 7:26 AM PST for The March '99 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Richard PryorDecember 10th, 200565
9Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
8Joe DiMaggio March 8th, 199984
7Cal Ripken March 25th, 199963
6Stephen HawkingMarch 13th, 201876
5Robert Trent Jones, Sr.June 14th, 200093
4Donald O'ConnorSeptember 27th, 200378
3Evel KnievelNovember 30th, 200769
2Johnny PayCheckFebruary 19th, 200364
1Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
15 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021