Billy Wilder has been played on 535 lists, including 34 lists in The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Death Egomaniacs | USER00630 | 4 | 24 |
| 2. | Rick The Bastard 1 | USER00425 | 3 | 15 |
| 3. | Pope 05 | USER00965 | 3 | 13 |
| 4. | TV Nut Job 1 | USER00072 | 2 | 19 |
| 5. | Art Vandelay 1 | USER00981 | 2 | 16 |
| 6. | Art Vandelay 3 | USER00965 | 2 | 15 |
| 7. | Art Vandelay 2 | USER00965 | 2 | 14 |
| 8. | Unit C Grave Fillers | Jim | 2 | 12 |
| 9. | Tom's Mortal List 4 | USER00418 | 2 | 10 |
| 10. | Buck 3 | USER00965 | 2 | 6 |
| 11. | 'This Time, For Sure!' 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 9 |
| 12. | Dr. Kevorkian's Appointment Book | USER03407 | 1 | 7 |
| 13. | Wozinator | USER03392 | 1 | 7 |
| 14. | TV Nut Job 6 | USER00965 | 1 | 4 |
| 15. | Wednesday 2 | Wednesday | 1 | 1 |
| 16. | Beavis Philbin | USER00821 | 0 | 0 |
| 17. | Brian E. Baker | USER00871 | 0 | 0 |
| 18. | Buck 1 | Buck | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | Celebrate The Moment | USER02751 | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | Dirt_Nap | USER00928 | 0 | 0 |
| 21. | Dr. B. 2 | USER00146 | 0 | 0 |
| 22. | Friends of Dorothy 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 23. | Go See God | USER03383 | 0 | 0 |
| 24. | Grim Rapper 4 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 25. | mayray | USER00565 | 0 | 0 |
| 26. | mgclark56 1 | USER00804 | 0 | 0 |
| 27. | Necro Phil Beholds a Pale Ford Pinto | USER00017 | 0 | 0 |
| 28. | Nurseboy's sentimental faves | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 29. | Obit 5 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 30. | Pope 15 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 31. | Roger Gowiththrottleup 2 | Roger Gowiththrottleup | 0 | 0 |
| 32. | Team OBE 1 | USER00909 | 0 | 0 |
| 33. | Tom's Mortal List 2 | USER00418 | 0 | 0 |
| 34. | TROLL 1 | Death Troll | 0 | 0 |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999