Alan Alda has been played on 169 lists, including 24 lists in The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Vigor Mortis III | ztreto | 5 | 29 |
| 2. | Another One (Or More) Bites The Dust | cjb6 | 4 | 29 |
| 3. | Freebie One | Bunn's Bones To Be | 4 | 27 |
| 4. | Jackalope Ghost II - Dee Dee Ramone's Dreams | Jackalope_Ghost | 4 | 23 |
| 5. | Kiss of Death | rhook913 | 3 | 24 |
| 6. | Stretching the odds for those on stretchers | Sarkon | 3 | 24 |
| 7. | Nunya Bizness | thing211 | 3 | 20 |
| 8. | The People Formerly Known As Alive | Dr Drunk | 3 | 19 |
| 9. | I am the dark one List #9 | I am the dark one | 3 | 15 |
| 10. | God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen and Women | Twisted Freak | 2 | 18 |
| 11. | I am the dark one List #8 | I am the dark one | 2 | 18 |
| 12. | Roadkill | Dr Drunk | 2 | 16 |
| 13. | I would rather be here than in Philadelphia | Dead Eye Jack | 2 | 14 |
| 14. | I am the dark one List # 7 | I am the dark one | 2 | 13 |
| 15. | AList24 | HubertJNess | 2 | 12 |
| 16. | Death By Pinocle 4 | oregontrail | 1 | 10 |
| 17. | Organ Donors for Old People | AdamTheO | 1 | 10 |
| 18. | Saints and sinners | Big Bald Jon | 1 | 7 |
| 19. | Davey Bones' Dossier | Bones Marie | 1 | 4 |
| 20. | Skunkhair 2024 #2 | Skunkhair 2013 | 1 | 2 |
| 21. | ABATTOIR 11 | Nick ‘n Beth | 0 | 0 |
| 22. | I Wish I Knew You When | pillion67 | 0 | 0 |
| 23. | Old Farts Kicking the Bucket #1 | scb4208 | 0 | 0 |
| 24. | The Men's Room | Chris Goulart | 0 | 0 |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999