This list was submitted by Big Bald Jon on Saturday, December 30th, 2023 at 11:28 AM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Eva Saint | Alive | ? |
9 | Gene Shalit | Alive | 98 |
8 | Marv Levy | Alive | 98 |
7 | Ethel Kennedy | Alive | 96 |
6 | Michael Dukakis | Alive | ? |
5 | Rupert Murdoch | Alive | 93 |
4 | Berry Gordy | Alive | ? |
3 | Lee Grant | Alive | ? |
2 | Alan Alda | Alive | 88 |
1 | Ruth Buzzi | Alive | ? |
0 points | 0 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998