Stretching the odds for those on stretchers

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This list was submitted by Sarkon on Sunday, December 31st, 2023 at 10:18 PM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jimmy Carter December 29th, 2024100
9Ethel Kennedy October 10th, 202496
8David AttenboroughAlive100
7Gene HackmanFebruary 17th, 202595
6Dick Van DykeAlive100
5Shannen Doherty July 13th, 202453
4Alan AldaAlive90
3Robert WagnerAlive96
2John AstinAlive?
1Raul CastroAlive94
24 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014