Here it is – those lucky souls (and not a whole lot else) who have magically become famous via the efforts of the Stiffs.com Fame Committee.  Read it.  Know it.  Bask in the goodness.

1. Adele Adkins
2. Samuel Alito
3. David Attenborough
4. Roberto Benigni
5. Carl Bernstein
6. Orlando Bloom
7. John Bongiovi
8. Honey Boo Boo
9. Anthony Bourdain
10. James Brooks
11. Michael Buble
12. Brooke Burke
13. Mark Burnett
14. Hector Camacho
15. David Cameron
16. Julie Chen
17. Natalie Cole
18. Clive Davis
19. Roberto de Vicenzo
20. George Deukmejian
21. Kirsten Dunst
22. Jules Feiffer
23. Barbara Feldman
24. Anthony Foyt
25. David Frost
26. Selena Gomez
27. Topher Grace
28. Robert Griffin
29. Chelsea Handler
30. Elisabeth Hasselbeck
31. Bob Hoskins
32. Jimmy Johnson
33. Alicia Keys
34. Lane Kiffin
35. Diane Ladd
36. Cyndi Lauper
37. Taylor Lautner
38. Bruce Lee
39. Dina Lohan
40. Demi Lovato
41. George Lucas
42. William Maher
43. Ian McKellen
44. Liza Minelli
45. Bill Nye
46. Sandra Oh
47. Joel Osteen
48. Katy Perry
49. Prince Philippos
50. Kim Phuk
51. Jeff Probst
52. Daniel Radcliffe
53. Leann Rimes
54. John Roberts
55. Ray Romano
56. Nicolas Sarkozy
57. Diane Sawyer
58. Ridley Scott
59. Garry Shandling
60. Sonia Sotomayor
61. Bart Starr
62. Kristen Stewart
63. Ben Stiller
64. Taylor Swift
65. Randy Travis
66. Kathleen Turner
67. Mark Wahlberg
68. Dionne Warwick
69. Elijah Wood
70. Bob Woodward

Here they are kids – the latest to “make the grade” as it were – now officially Good To Go:

• Casey Anthony
• James Baker
• Jason Bateman
• Chaz Bono
• Russell Brand
• Whitey Bulger
• Steve Buscemi
• Dwayne Carter
• Stephen Colbert
• Jeff Dunham
• Tina Fey
• Saadi Gaddafi
• James Gandolfini
• Barry Gibb
• Sean Hannity
• Kim Jong-un
• Mikhail Kalashnikov
• Val Kilmer
• Jonathan Leibowitz
• Michael Lohan
• John Mayer
• Jonathan Meyers
• Nicki Minaj
• Yao Ming
• Bobby Orr
• Ron Paul
• Maury Povich
• Brooks Robinson
• Nile Rodgers
• Jerry Sandusky
• Yakov Smirnoff
• Marisa Tomei
• Dick Vermeil
• Roger Waters

Culling through our massive game database, we came up with some interesting data.  This is a database of over 5000 celebrities, by the way – so pay heed.  Specifically:

Ten Most Popular Days to Die (number of deaths):

• July 01 (14)
• December 17 (12)
• January 22 (11)
• July 02 (10)
• November 01 (10)
• December 19 (10)
• June 03 (9)
• January 02 (9)
• May 14 (9)
• December 12(9)

Click here to see who died on those days

Interesting side note:  Johnny Longden is the only person in our database to die on his birthday.

Top Ten Multiple-Death Days (number of deaths on that day)

• July 01 1999 (5)
• February 12 2000 (4)
• April 21 1999(3)
• December 19 2000 (3)
• December 17 2009 (3)
• December 31 1997 (3)
• May 14 1998 (3)
• December 17 1999 (3)
• March 27 2002 (3)
• November 18 1999 (3)

Click here to see who died on those days

Deaths by Year (please not that in 1998 and 1999 we were out of our minds, and considering everyone with an AP Obituary to be famous.  We’re much smarter and more sober now)

• 61 –  2011
• 80  – 2010
• 65  – 2009
• 83  – 2008
• 79  – 2007
• 99  – 2006
• 84  – 2005
• 70  – 2004
• 96  – 2003
• 101  – 2002
• 98  – 2001
• 93  – 2000
• 193  – 1999
• 128  – 1998
• 119  – 1997
• 64  – 1996
• 39  – 1995

Why aren’t the oldest living people getting any older?

The Fame Committee has once again done their work, and help us to decide who counts for the crazy game we have here, and who doesn’t. So with no further ado (what ever the fuck that means), here are the newly added potential stiffs:

1. Ames, Ed
2. Assange, Julian
3. Aziz Al Saud, Abdullah
4. Bachmann, Michele
5. Bale, Christian
6. Barak, Ehud
7. Bieber, Justin
8. Brown, Jerry
9. Calhoun, Jim
10. Collins, Gary
11. D’Errico, Donna
12. Davies, Ray
13. Mick Mars (Deal, Bob)
14. Dodd, Christopher
15. Douglas, Buster
16. Favre, Brett
17. Ferrell, Will
18. Fountain, Pete
19. Gavin, John
20. Glover, Danny
21. Graham, Superstar Billy
22. Gramm, Lou
23. Michael C. Hall (Hall, Michael)
24. T.I. (Harris, Clifford)
25. Jackson, Katherine
26. Johns, Glynis
27. Johnson, Luci
28. Khamenei, Ayatollah
29. Lord, Marjorie
30. Musburger, Brent
31. Patrick, Butch
32. Peres, Shimon
33. T. Boone Pickens (Pickens, Thomas)
34. Powers, Stefanie
35. Heidi Montag (Pratt, Heidi)
36. Rowlands, Gena
37. Sacks, Oliver
38. Sassoon, Vidal
39. Shalit, Gene
40. Sheik, The Iron
41. Soros, George
42. Steinbrenner, Hank
43. Teixeira, Mark
44. Maria Franziska von Trapp (von Trapp, Maria)
45. Zeffirelli, Franco
46. Zuckerberg, Mark

Yep – tombstones CAN be funny. Or sad. Or just dumb.

It’s all official-like now – the standings for the February 2010 Lee Jr. ar final. Means that the winners will get their prizes shortly. $1000 for first place (User00180), $200 for second (Doc and DJ), $50 for third (EMF Coffin), and then cool mugs or shirts for places 4 & 5, and free entries into any game for the 6 and 7 place poolsters.

That’s what it’s all about here at the stiffs.complex – the winners circle. Well, and people dying. And booze.