Here they are kids – the latest to “make the grade” as it were – now officially Good To Go:
- Casey Anthony
- James Baker
- Jason Bateman
- Chaz Bono
- Russell Brand
- Whitey Bulger
- Steve Buscemi
- Dwayne Carter
- Stephen Colbert
- Jeff Dunham
- Tina Fey
- Saadi Gaddafi
- James Gandolfini
- Barry Gibb
- Sean Hannity
- Kim Jong-un
- Mikhail Kalashnikov
- Val Kilmer
- Jonathan Leibowitz
- Michael Lohan
- John Mayer
- Jonathan Meyers
- Nicki Minaj
- Yao Ming
- Bobby Orr
- Ron Paul
- Maury Povich
- Brooks Robinson
- Nile Rodgers
- Jerry Sandusky
- Yakov Smirnoff
- Marisa Tomei
- Dick Vermeil
- Roger Waters
Thanks for recognizing four-fifths of my write-ins as famous. But no R. Crumb? Seriously? Legendary underground cartoonist? Fritz the Cat? KEEP ON (F**IN’) TRUCKIN”?!!! Aw, well, maybe next year.
However, Bashar al-Assad, President of Syria and Ali Abdullah Saleh, President of Yemen are not famous?
Jason Bateman’s death will be list on page 3. Assad and Saleh’s deaths will be front page.”
As Uncle Jed said, “Pitiful. just pitiful”