I'll Wear A White Robe

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Warren Zevon	September 7th, 2003	56
9	Barry White	July 4th, 2003	58
8	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
7	Lester Maddox	June 25th, 2003	87
6	Johnny Oates	December 24th, 2004	58
5	Ronnie Biggs	December 18th, 2013	84
4	Stephen Ambrose	October 13th, 2002	?
3	Pope John Paul II	April 2nd, 2005	84
2	Skeeter Davis	September 19th, 2004	72
1	Roone Arledge	December 5th, 2002	71
5 points		2 hits

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021