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This list was submitted by USER01618 on Friday, September 27th, 2002 at 3:50 AM PDT for The October '02 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Warren ZevonSeptember 7th, 200356
9Maurice PaponFebruary 17th, 200796
8Roone Arledge December 5th, 200271
7Johnny OatesDecember 24th, 200458
6Charles BronsonAugust 30th, 200381
5Alistair CookeMarch 30th, 200495
4Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
3Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
2Strom ThurmondJune 26th, 2003100
1Bob GuccioneOctober 20th, 201079
8 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003