This list was submitted by USER00965 on Sunday, April 7th, 2002 at 6:17 PM PDT for The March '02 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
9 | Roone Arledge | December 5th, 2002 | 71 |
8 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
7 | Patsy Ramsey | June 24th, 2006 | 49 |
6 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
5 | Harold Pinter | December 24th, 2008 | 78 |
4 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
3 | Herman Talmadge | March 21st, 2002 | 88 |
2 | Tom Laughlin | December 12th, 2013 | 82 |
1 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
13 points | 2 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003