This list was submitted by USER01494 on Thursday, February 28th, 2002 at 3:27 PM PST for The March '02 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon | March 30th, 2002 | 94 |
| 9 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 8 | Ted Williams | July 5th, 2002 | ? |
| 7 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 6 | Eunice Shriver | August 11th, 2009 | 88 |
| 5 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 4 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
| 3 | Roone Arledge | December 5th, 2002 | 71 |
| 2 | Maurice Papon | February 17th, 2007 | 96 |
| 1 | Herman Talmadge | March 21st, 2002 | 88 |
| 23 points | 4 hits |
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014