This list was submitted by USER01161 on Thursday, February 28th, 2002 at 3:16 PM PST for The March '02 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
| 9 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
| 8 | Sarah Brady | April 3rd, 2015 | 73 |
| 7 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 6 | Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon | March 30th, 2002 | 94 |
| 5 | Billy Wilder | March 27th, 2002 | 95 |
| 4 | Benny Carter | July 12th, 2003 | 95 |
| 3 | Larry Doby | June 18th, 2003 | 79 |
| 2 | Barney Kessel | May 6th, 2004 | 80 |
| 1 | Sam Lacey | March 15th, 2014 | 65 |
| 21 points | 3 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999