Chad - I, I, I Feel So Alive

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This list was submitted by USER01115 on Monday, February 25th, 2002 at 7:11 PM PST for The March '02 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Roone ArledgeDecember 5th, 200271
9John Gotti June 10th, 2002?
8Tom LaughlinDecember 12th, 201382
7Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
6. SuhartoJanuary 27th, 200886
5Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
4Shelley WintersJanuary 14th, 200685
3Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon March 30th, 200294
2Le Duc AnhApril 22nd, 201998
1Jan-Michael VincentFebruary 10th, 201974
12 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021