Dwyer's Dead Dickheads

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This list was submitted by Jim on Monday, December 31st, 2001 at 3:10 PM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10John Gotti June 10th, 2002?
9Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
8Osama bin LadenMay 2nd, 201154
7Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
6Roone Arledge December 5th, 200271
5Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
4Madame Chiang Kai-ShekOctober 23rd, 2003106
3Augusto PinochetDecember 10th, 200691
2Vaclav HavelDecember 18th, 201175
1Strom ThurmondJune 26th, 2003100
16 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.

(d) November 5th, 2000