Dwyer's Dead Dickheads

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This list was submitted by Jim on Monday, December 31st, 2001 at 3:10 PM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10John Gotti June 10th, 2002?
9Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
8Osama bin LadenMay 2nd, 201154
7Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
6Roone Arledge December 5th, 200271
5Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
4Madame Chiang Kai-ShekOctober 23rd, 2003106
3Augusto PinochetDecember 10th, 200691
2Vaclav HavelDecember 18th, 201175
1Strom ThurmondJune 26th, 2003100
16 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013