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The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Counterplot

Submitted by FTG on December 30, 2001.

Score
3hits so far
18tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Lester MaddoxJun 25, 2003 Jun 25, 2003 87
9 John Gotti hitJun 10, 2002 Jun 10, 2002 61
8 Osama bin LadenMay 2, 2011 May 2, 2011 54
7 Roone Arledge hitDec 5, 2002 Dec 5, 2002 71
6 Tom LaughlinDec 12, 2013 Dec 12, 2013 82
5 Ronnie BiggsDec 18, 2013 Dec 18, 2013 84
4 Le Duc AnhApr 22, 2019 Apr 22, 2019 98
3 Sandra DeeFeb 20, 2005 Feb 20, 2005 62
2 Milton Berle hitMar 27, 2002 Mar 27, 2002 93
1 Mullah OmarJul 31, 2013 Jul 31, 2013 ?

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 1998

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.