This list was submitted by USER01128 on Sunday, December 30th, 2001 at 7:46 AM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Roone Arledge | December 5th, 2002 | 71 |
| 9 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
| 8 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 7 | Billy Wilder | March 27th, 2002 | 95 |
| 6 | Aaron Spelling | June 23rd, 2006 | 83 |
| 5 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
| 4 | Osama bin Laden | May 2nd, 2011 | 54 |
| 3 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 2 | Dudley Moore | March 27th, 2002 | 66 |
| 1 | Bob Hayes | September 18th, 2002 | 59 |
| 29 points | 5 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003