This list was submitted by FTG on Tuesday, December 25th, 2001 at 10:29 PM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Lester Maddox||June 25th, 2003||87|
|9||Le Duc Anh||April 22nd, 2019||98|
|8||John Gotti||June 10th, 2002||?|
|7||Ronnie Biggs||December 18th, 2013||84|
|6||Roone Arledge||December 5th, 2002||71|
|5||Sandra Dee||February 20th, 2005||62|
|4||Sheb Wooley||September 16th, 2003||82|
|3||Spike Milligan||February 27th, 2002||83|
|2||Tom Laughlin||December 12th, 2013||82|
|1||Milton Berle||March 27th, 2002||93|
|18 points||4 hits|
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998