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This list was submitted by FTG on Tuesday, December 25th, 2001 at 10:29 PM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Lester MaddoxJune 25th, 200387
9Le Duc AnhApril 22nd, 201998
8John Gotti June 10th, 2002?
7Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
6Roone Arledge December 5th, 200271
5Sandra DeeFebruary 20th, 200562
4Sheb WooleySeptember 16th, 200382
3Spike Milligan February 27th, 200283
2Tom LaughlinDecember 12th, 201382
1Milton Berle March 27th, 200293
18 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999