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This list was submitted by FTG on Tuesday, December 25th, 2001 at 10:29 PM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Lester MaddoxJune 25th, 200387
9Le Duc AnhApril 22nd, 201998
8John Gotti June 10th, 2002?
7Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
6Roone Arledge December 5th, 200271
5Sandra DeeFebruary 20th, 200562
4Sheb WooleySeptember 16th, 200382
3Spike Milligan February 27th, 200283
2Tom LaughlinDecember 12th, 201382
1Milton Berle March 27th, 200293
18 points 4 hits 


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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

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