This list was submitted by USER02827 on Wednesday, September 26th, 2001 at 6:22 PM PDT for The September '01 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
| 9 | George Harrison | November 29th, 2001 | 58 |
| 8 | Billy Wilder | March 27th, 2002 | 95 |
| 7 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 6 | Roone Arledge | December 5th, 2002 | 71 |
| 5 | Freddy Fender | October 14th, 2006 | 69 |
| 4 | Desmond Tutu | December 26th, 2021 | 90 |
| 3 | Bashful Brother Oswald | October 17th, 2002 | 90 |
| 2 | Ted Williams | July 5th, 2002 | ? |
| 1 | Bob Hayes | September 18th, 2002 | 59 |
| 9 points | 1 hit |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998