This list was submitted by USER00664 on Sunday, December 31st, 2000 at 6:12 PM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
9 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
8 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
7 | Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon | March 30th, 2002 | 94 |
6 | Freddy Fender | October 14th, 2006 | 69 |
5 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
4 | Jesse Helms | July 4th, 2008 | 86 |
3 | Darryl Strawberry | Alive | 63 |
2 | Dick Cheney | Alive | 84 |
1 | Eunice Shriver | August 11th, 2009 | 88 |
0 points | 0 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003