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This list was submitted by USER00664 on Sunday, December 31st, 2000 at 6:12 PM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Strom ThurmondJune 26th, 2003100
9Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
8Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
7Elizabeth Bowes-LyonMarch 30th, 200294
6Freddy FenderOctober 14th, 200669
5Katharine HepburnJune 29th, 200396
4Jesse HelmsJuly 4th, 200886
3Darryl StrawberryAlive63
2Dick CheneyAlive84
1Eunice ShriverAugust 11th, 200988
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003