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This list was submitted by DeathWish on Wednesday, December 31st, 2025 at 8:10 PM PST for The 2026 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Donald Trump	Alive	80
9	Dick Van Dyke	Alive	100
8	Neil Diamond	Alive	85
7	Buzz Aldrin	Alive	96
6	Clarence Thomas	Alive	?
5	Bill Clinton	Alive	?
4	Bob Woodward	Alive	83
3	William Shatner	Alive	95
2	Willie Nelson	Alive	?
1	Keith Richards	Alive	82
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Hats Off, kids, it's The Day Of Reckoning for The Big Red One. Put The Crimson Kimono on ol' White Dog, he's just a Dead Pigeon On Beethoven Street, a.k.a. the Street Of No Return. Yep, It Happened In Hollywood, and now The Baron Of Arizona, one of The Meanest Men In The West, has changed his address to Underworld USA. Like, Verboten!, if you catch our drift.

(d) October 30th, 1997